i'm so fat and warm

The weather in Singapore lately has been terrible! It's extremely HOT HOT HOT! In fact, it's been unbearable since 2 weeks ago.

To make things worse, sitting all day at home in front of the computer makes my fat butt and thighs perspire like crazy! I keep wondering if everyone else is feeling as warm as me...or am i really that FAT...or my tummy is too huge it's weighing on my thighs (no space to breathe)??? When i'm outdoors, i can feel my perspiration roll down my back!

I'm going nuts soon in this heat! ={

P.S. Elvis said the weather in Shanghai has started to turn cold. A light jacket is needed. Wish i was there with him.